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Around the Cooler 6/15/14: Podcast About Nothing


Here’s what we’re talking about:

  • Jimmy Rollins, the Hall, the numbers, and….McNabb?
  • The Sixers new practice facility in Camden
  • We begin quizzo on the show!
  • The Cup, the Finals, and Evan Mathis’ bill.

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Ruben Amaro Has the World in His Hands

6a0120a6dde087970b0153923f2efd970b-800wiCarlos Ruiz, Marlon Byrd, AJ Burnett, Roberto Hernandez, and Chase Utley are all in their mid to late 30’s and all signed contracts with the Phillies. They’re also some of the best players on the team. Burnett and Hernandez have been solid performers for third and fifth pitchers with ERAs under 4.0. Utley (.338), Byrd (.296) and Ruiz (.284) have the Phillies top three batting averages.

However, the success of Amaro this first quarter of the season could be his best moment or worst mistake.

The Phillies are considered to be “in the race” and 19-22, but as far as I’m concerned they’ve over-achieved. This team is like watching your formerly badass WWII vet grandpa giggle at cat pictures on the internet. He’s your grandpa, but he’s not the man you knew. Attendance has proven that fans feel the same way with this mirage that Ruben has fielded in 2014.

The worst kept secret in Philadelphia is that the Phillies are averaging over eight thousand less people per game than last year. They’ve officially devolved from local heroes to an unbearable burden.

As a result of this tension between “success” and attendance, Ruben Amaro needs to make a decision: is this year worth it?

Is it worth wasting the trade value of your older players for the sake of loyalty? Is it worth wasting the prime of Cole Hamels? Is it worth alienating your fan base further?

Honestly, to him it may be. There’s nothing that Amaro has done during his tenure to show that he’s interested in the future as he consistently traded prospects for vets. He’s even openly admitted that he doesn’t do five year plans! In baseball! The slowest turn-around sport there is!

Just look at the future of the team and the neglect is apparent. Dom Brown, Ben Revere, Cody Asche, Darin Ruf, Phillippe Aumont, Tommy Joseph: all of these players were expected to lead the Phillies into the future and none of them seem capable. There’s no great new hope that the team can follow into a new era. The Phillies are screwed.

That’s where these recent signings come into play. By virtue of those players carrying the team, Amaro has stumbled upon lots of older players with inflated trade values. Utley Ruiz, Byrd, Burnett: all of these players could contribute to contenders in exchange for prospects. You add Cliff Lee and Jimmy Rollins to the mix of tradable players and suddenly a turd has become fertilizer. There’s hope for the Phillies filling stadiums with screaming fans again.

However, if there is hope for such a future the team needs to be destroyed this season. If they hit the trade deadline without tearing the team apart we won’t have witness just the end of an era, we’ll have witnessed the death of a franchise.

So your move, Ruben. Is this year worth it?


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Around the Cooler 5/18/14: Identity Crisis

100 wins for Cole Hamels!

100 wins for Cole Hamels!

Here’s what we’re talking about:

  • A quarter report of the Phillies and the future surrounding Cole Hamels
  • Sixers prospects at the NBA combine
  • We begin our partnership with The Wooder Cooler News Network (TWCNN)!
  • We completely disagree on the merits of jockeys in horse racing.

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Remembering Harry Kalas


There are certain moments in our lives that we can’t forget no matter how hard we try. That holds true for the happiest of moments and for the most somber moments as well. Many of us still remember where we were on April 13th five years ago today.

On that day we were preparing to enjoy a Phillies vs. Nationals tilt that took a backseat to the passing of a legend.

The Phillies, baseball and the world lost one of its greatest voices when Harry Kalas passed away. The legendary Phillies broadcaster was preparing to call a game when he passed out in the broadcast booth. Since that day, Phillies baseball just has not sounded quite the same.

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For the Phillies Time Heals All Wounds

choochI’ve spent some time following the Phillies this preseason it’s fair to say that they’re in line for a fairytale season. That fairytale unfortunately is Humpty Dumpty. The Phillies are a fragile, bumbling, egg seemingly bound to splatter across the city and truly stink up the joint if you’re a pessimist. If you’re not so perpetually hateful of joy, then they’re a wildcard contender firmly swaying on the fence. Either way, no one is comfortable.

At this point, everyone knows the story. A young team raised through the farm system came together and built a truly great era of Phillies baseball that arguably underachieved with one championship. Now that team is old, overpaid, and not nearly as likely to contend in October.

How unlikely are they to contend? ESPN figures the Phillies to be the second worst team in the entire league placing them ahead of only the Sixers-esque Houston Astros with a projected win total of 66 games. If you’d like to go with Vegas odds, the Phillies are projected in the ballpark of 77 wins for the year. In other words, it’s a good time to check out

However, the point of all this is not to discuss the problems of this year. In fact, I’m not interested in next year all that much either. I don’t care if Humpty Dumpty can stay together, I want a different fantasy–and it won’t be soon before long.

Why? The core issue of the Phillies problem isn’t actually age. It’s sentiment. the Phillies are an organization that has supported their beloved veterans to a fault. They’re the anti-Banner Eagles causing a frustrating, yet admirable quandry.

Therefore, the only way to quash the love-fest is to have it die. In 2016, the World Series era will have died a horrible death. Jimmy Rollins will be gone, as will Cliff Lee (likely opt out), Jonathan Papelbon (expiring contract), and Chase Utley (retirement). The Phillies will be left with nothing but Carlos Ruiz, Cole Hamels, and Ryan Howard (then 38, 33, and 37 respectively) to symbolize a bygone era. Fortunately the Phillies will likely spend the rest

By removing those contracts, the Phillies will have freed up what is $64 million dollars in payroll this season. They’re currently spending $180 million total in 2014. Add in the value that management won’t spend on last ditch effort signings like AJ Burnett ($15 million) and Marlon Byrd ($8 million), they’ll have a ton of money to rebuild with a more stable foundation (and maybe a new GM?).

Also, by virtue of a low likelihood of success, the odds of the organization again hitching their cart to current players is unlikely. They won’t hold the same high-profile cache which leads to over-valuing your own players.

Am I fantasizing here? Yes. But since I can’t push Humpty Dumpty off the wall myself, I’ll dream of a clean slate.

Around the Cooler 3/20/14: Locker Room Politics

rollins200517 Here’s what we’re talking about:

  • The curious cases of DeSean Jackson and Jimmy Rollins (0:00)
  • The Flyers are heating up! How does their next week look? (22:00)
  • March Madness, draft prospects, and the importance of winning (29:30)
  • The viability of two sport athletes in today’s game (39:00)

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Phillies are a Third of a Long Way

photo via the700level

photo via the700level

With 54 games in the books, the Phillies have officially completed a third of their season. Given that we’ve now hit this milestone, it’s time for a good old-fashioned recap!

The Basics:

Record: 26-28

Run Differential: -47

Division Standing: Third

Atlanta 32-21
Washington 27-27
Phillies 26-28
New York 22-29
Miami 13-41

Division Record Breakdown:

Team W L
Atlanta 1 2
Miami 6 4
New York 5 1
Washington 1 2
TOTAL 13 9

*Note: 11 wins came from the Marlins and Mets. Even worse, the Phils gave up four wins to the Marlins, who have a total of just 13.
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Rubén’s Final Exam: Grading the Phillies’ 2011-12 Offseason [Poll]

Postseason baseball has been awesome this year. The play-in game, however unfair a concept, certainly didn’t make the playoffs any less interesting. All four division series went 5 games, Raul Ibanez stole A-Rod’s emergency stash of mojo, the Nats blew a 2-run lead in what could have been the final inning of the NLDS, and Chipper Jones’ last professional baseball game featured this

Textbook out

But as delightful as the experience has been so far, it is, of course, bittersweet. Our Phillies have been toast since July, and though their late playoff push was encouraging, it ultimately did little to pacify an increasingly irritated fan base. The Eagles are floundering, there’s no hockey, and the Sixers are missing their biggest acquisition. We need some catharsis. I’m here to help.

Some of the problems that led to the Phillies’ 81-81 finish were apparent from the start of spring training. Although nobody could forsee Doc’s malady or Cliff’s poor luck, there were obvious issues at left field, all four infield spots, and in the bullpen. It was Amaro’s job to fill these gaps. Now with 162 games-worth of hindsight at my disposal, I’m going to revisit Amaro’s most important offseason acquisitions and issue his final report card.

There’s a decent chance he’ll get held back a grade.

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Appreciating Jimmy Rollins

Jimmy Rollins is so cool he wears shades on his shades.
Image Credit – Danny Wild –

As much as I adore Philly sports and the majority of our fanbase, I have to admit that our rotten eggs are a terribly annoying bunch. Negadelphians. I usually find it pretty easy to tune out this angry, misinformed, imperceptive bunch but lately the Negadelphian discourse has focused on one player more unjustly than most.

Jimmy Rollins has two narratives in this town. For most people with eyes and brains, he’s seen as the heart of the Phillies. Still great at defense and hitting pretty well despite his advancing age.

To others, Jimmy is a lazy player, whose occasional tendency to pop out laugh in the dugout jog to 1st base is cancerous to the team and competitive spirit. He should have been replaced in the offseason, or he should have been traded at the deadline. To people who see Rollins like this, I can best respond with the table below.

(MLB shortstops in 2012, min. 400 plate appearances, ranked from highest SLG to lowest).

Rk             Player  SLG  PA Age  Tm Lg   G  AB  R   H 2B 3B HR RBI BB  SO HBP SH SF GDP SB CS   BA  OBP  OPS
1         Ian Desmond .516 494  26 WSN NL 116 467 66 137 31  2 23  68 24 100   2  0  1  15 17  6 .293 .330 .846
2         Derek Jeter .443 670  38 NYY AL 145 621 93 200 30  0 15  55 39  82   5  4  1  21  9  4 .322 .366 .809
3          Jose Reyes .438 666  29 MIA NL 148 598 81 172 35 11 11  56 58  51   0  5  5  10 35 10 .288 .348 .786
4       Jimmy Rollins .437 653  33 PHI NL 146 593 93 150 33  5 22  63 55  91   0  2  3   9 30  5 .253 .315 .752
5      Starlin Castro .427 637  22 CHC NL 149 597 73 169 25 11 13  76 31  94   4  0  5  11 25 13 .283 .320 .747
6         Erick Aybar .421 517  28 LAA AL 131 484 61 143 30  5  7  42 20  54   5  5  2  11 17  4 .295 .329 .750
7    Asdrubal Cabrera .420 574  26 CLE AL 133 517 63 139 31  1 15  59 50  92   5  0  2  15  8  4 .269 .338 .758
8         Zack Cozart .402 560  26 CIN NL 127 523 70 127 32  3 15  32 29 103   3  2  3  10  4  0 .243 .285 .686
9      Jhonny Peralta .399 534  30 DET AL 137 484 53 120 31  3 12  60 45  95   2  1  2  18  1  1 .248 .313 .712
10         J.J. Hardy .394 656  29 BAL AL 145 609 77 144 29  2 21  66 36  97   3  6  2  19  0  0 .236 .282 .676

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Jimmy Rollins is one of the 5 best shortstops in all of baseball. Let’s break this down.

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