Rock Bottom: ‘Skins 31, Eagles 6 (and The Worst Game Review Ever)

The lifeless Birds slogged through this game with the Hogs
Until Shady left late with his head in a fog
The offensive line‘s cogs looked a whole lot like dogs
Allowing poor Nick to be beaten and flogged

And RG3 had to do no more than jog
To open a hole that Todd Bowles could not clog
Asomugha moved like he was waterlogged
And the safeties, it seems, had no dialogue

Lo, the Birds’ players seem to be bogged
Down by a weight, like they’re chained to a log
Made of the ire of fanatics agog
For a change now that their prince has turned frog

For Reid’s career, this is a poor epilogue

…and if this wasn’t my blog, I’d be out of a job.

Posted on November 19, 2012, in Eagles, Hank Mushinski, Posts and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Will we hear this rap in the weekly podcast? It could go viral…

  2. I am agog and wish to nod …off..with copious amounts of eggnog

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