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If the NFL moves the Extra Point, this is why smart teams will stop kicking them entirely…

Shout out to the pro-football-reference.com database for the stats in this article. You guys rock.

So we’ve all heard the rumblings from the NFL’s competition committee recently: “The extra point is sort of boring. Let’s screw with it!” seems to be the general gist of the conversation.

The Commish himself has gone on record about his distaste for the extra point. “I believe we had five missed extra points this year out of 1,200 some odd. So it’s a very small fraction of the play, and you want to add excitement with every play.”

The gripe might be legitimate. In the last ten season, NFL kickers have completed the extra point attempt a whopping 98.9% of the time (11058 attempts). In 2013, the success rate was 99.6% (1267 attempts). This is as close to automatic as it is going to get in the NFL. The problem, of course, is that there are still 21 players besides the kicker on the field, so major injuries can still occur. Rob Gronkowski, the Pats’ ginormous, extraordinarily gifted tight end, famously broke his forearm on a simple extra-point attempt. While that was a highly visible incident, there are undoubtedly countless, unreported minor traumas that occur during extra point attempts every season. The logic is that the 1.1% of kicks that aren’t made are outweighed in importance by the danger of the play.

Goodell intimated that there are several proposals to change the rule, including one where the point is automatically given after the touchdown unless the offense wants to attempt a two-point conversion. But football purists are certain to be appalled by the idea of taking another step to remove feet from football, so this complete removal of the kick attempt would be a fairly radical move to make in one fell swoop.

So the NFL competition committee is floating a compromise idea: Move extra point kick attempts to the 25 yard line, making the kick a 42 yard attempt rather than its current 19. This solution makes some sense on its face. Teams are still allowed the option of attempting a slightly-riskier but still very makeable extra point, or they can go for the two-point play from the regular spot two yards out. This presumably would leave the strategy of the game intact but provide for a more interesting post-touchdown play.

But this proposal has a major flaw: Any team that chooses to kick in that scenario is run by stupid people. Here’s why:

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TL;DR

If they move the extra point kick back pretty much at all, statistically minded coaches will stop attempting it almost completely. There’s a graph above that says so! The yellow line is how much extra points would be “worth” on average from a given yardage, and the horizontal lines are multiple approximations for the expected points of any regular two-point conversion attempt. Extra Point attempts start being worth less than two-point conversions if they are attempted from 15-16 yards out, so if the extra point were moved to the 25, smart teams would go for two almost every time.

I’ll admit the above graph doesn’t have the best labels in the world, so please allow me to elaborate. Explanation after the jump.

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Around the Cooler 2/18/14: Incognito

 Here’s what we’re talking about:

  • A great deal has been revealed about a man named Incognito, and the irony is too much for us to handle.
  • We’re joined by longtime friend Ray McC* for our baffled response to the NFL’s latest, strangest controversy.


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Musical theme written by Matthew Schwalm.

Around the Cooler 1/2/14: New Year

 Here’s what we’re talking about:

  • Vince and Hank bounce back and forth between last week’s victory in Dallas and the impending showdown/shootout against the Saints


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Around the Cooler 12/21/13: The submarining Sixers

 Here’s what we’re talking about:

  • Vince, Ray, and Ransom chat it up about the 76ers artfully-designed tank job. (Also, Ray declares himself to be the classiest member of our troupe. We aren’t inclined to disagree.)


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Around the Cooler 11/08/13: Bay Area Beatdown

Here’s what we’re talking about:

  • Nick Foles raids the Raiders
  • Can the Eagles beat the Rodgers-less Pack?


Play on your Mobile Device or Right Click to Download: Around the Cooler 11-08-13

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Comparing Offenses: Chip’s 2013 v. Reid’s 2012 through 7 Games

After 7 games, Chip Kelly’s Eagles are 3-4. Incidentally, through 7 last season, Reid had also earned a 3-4 record. This parallel shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise: Despite a massive overhaul of the defense, the Eagles still can’t stop anybody. We expected this. DC Billy Davis has a long history of putting together middling to bad defenses, and he has very little talent to work with. On the other hand, there are few new faces on offense. Jason Peters returned from injury, Lane Johnson was drafted, and Jeremy Maclin tore up his knee (and nobody sane can call Riley Cooper an upgrade at that spot). All told, 8 of this year’s starters on offense also started last year, and 9 were active on last year’s squad.

So the defense still stinks, the offense is comprised of the same stiffs, and their W-L records are identical. Sounds like a perfect time to compare the two groups! And since we know both defenses were/are crap this deep into the season, I’d rather just focus on the offense. The raw numbers are after the jump, but this graph really says it all.

Behold:

Offensive Efficiency Chart

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(A quick explanation of what you’re looking at: For every stat above, 0 represents the NFL average after 7 games. If you’re not familiar with standard deviations and z-scores, just know that in general a score greater than 0 is above average, greater than 1 is good, and greater than 1.5 is close to the top of the league. The reverse is true for negative numbers.*)

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Cutting Cooper would be good move for Eagles, bad move for society

Riley Cooper and his slur are in their fourth straight day of dominating the Philadelphia sports-news cycle, and the most common reaction by fans (and media personalities) seems to be “Cut him, he’s not good enough to be worth the distraction.”

If you’re concerned about football first and foremost, yeah, that view makes sense. Cooper is a white kid in a league (and team) that primarily employs black players, and he dropped the slur to end all slurs. There could be no greater locker-room distraction than this in the 21st century. It’s the kind of thing that really could destroy team unity if allowed to fester. So the wisdom goes: he’s not a good enough football player to justify the disturbance (and possible division) that his presence will cause from here on out. Kicking him to the curb frees up the rest of the team from having to think about it or deal with it, which in theory could make the team perform better as a whole.

Let’s get real: That’s convenient. It would be an expedient move that still leaves football first. And this is way more important than football.

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Can the Phillies really turn it around? A statistical defense of the run differential argument

If you’ve been following our podcasts for the last few months, you’ve heard our spring optimism fade into depressed summer resignation: The Phillies aren’t good, won’t get better, and should start to sacrifice their immediate assets in hopes of building a brighter (long-term) future.

I routinely cited their dismal run differential as evidence that their true talent level was far below their middling record, and suggested that it was nearly inconceivable that they could continue to hold on to their mediocrity, much less make a legitimate run at winning the division.

But last week I read an article by Joecatz of The Good Phight that piqued my interest and had me challenging my assumptions. If you didn’t click over there, here are some of the money quotes:

  • At the 90 game mark, the 2012 Phillies had a run differential of -23. Over the remainder of the season, without Hunter Pence and Shane Victorino, and later Joe Blanton, They went 42-30 with a run differential of +29. Must be an anomaly, right? 
  • Well, of the remaining 8 teams that at the 90 game point had – run differentials, 4 of those teams (5 total) went on to have positive run differentials the rest of the way. The Phillies +29 was the lowest total of any of those teams. 
  • There were 7 teams with positive run differentials in the first 90 games of 2012. 3 of those teams showed a negative run differential the rest of the way

The reason run differential swings so dramatically at the mid point of the season, league wide, is because of the trade deadline. Teams change. Rosters change, people change. 

– Joecatz, TheGoodPhight.com

Joe makes some valid points here. But while Joe was mostly arguing thats using run differential to predict 2nd half results with certainty was ill-advised — and I’m never, ever a proponent of certainty — I didn’t really believe that you could just write off run differential as a midseason predictor of 2nd-half results either. And so, the following…

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With Gustafsson deal done, who are you picking for the Flyers’ starting lineup? [Poll]

Erik Gustafsson
Image via Wikimedia Commons

24-year old Erik Gustafsson signed a 1-year, $1M offer to remain with the Flyers through this season. His new contract is a 1-way deal. Barring injury, Gus is almost certain to start the season in the NHL, and it seems likely he’ll slot in on the third pairing and 2nd-line power play.

But with 10 defenders now under contract for 2013-14, at a total of $34.2 million against the cap, Paul Holmgren and Peter Laviolette are now facing some very interesting decisions when it comes time for camp. Who’s gonna make it?

There are a couple things we can get out of the way. First, barring a miraculous resurrection, Chris Pronger’s contract is going to come off the books as soon as possible. The Flyers are currently $2.05 million over the cap, but Pronger’s contract still counts for $4.94M (CapGeek). Moving Prongs to Long Term Injured Reserve will free up that space and make the Flyers cap compliant in one fell swoop. This takes some pressure off of the front office to pursue trades, because a salary dump – at least for the upcoming season – is not really necessary.

Beyond that, the Flyers have some roster locks:

  • Kimmo Timonen
  • Mark Streit
  • Luke Schenn

Lock, lock, lock. Not even worth discussing whether they’ll start the year as three of the top four. How they’re paired, however, is a bit more iffy. Schenn is a big thumping defender who tends to hang near the crease and relishes contact, while Timonen and Streit both work better by taking away space and cutting off passing lanes.

Kimmo is a superior all-around player, while Streit at times plays like a 4th forward, but both have offensive skills that pair up pretty well with Schenn’s bruising character. Lavy may opt to continue to take advantage of what seemed like some good chemistry between the Timonen and Schenn last season, when they generated a 53.1% 5v5 Corsi For* while on ice together, but 49.7% and 46.6% respectively while apart.

*For the uninitiated, quick definitions of Corsi found here

This still leaves us with five defenders vying for the final two active roster spots, one of whom will see big minutes on the second line — unless a non-roster player impresses in camp and leapfrogs the group, which is possible, but let’s stick with what we’ve got for now.

Braydon Coburn — 6’5″ 225 lb – age 28 – $4.5M cap hit through 2016

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Did McNabb puke? Guess what, it can happen to anybody.

Pictured: Not the Super Bowl
Image via The Kick Is Good

The sniveling clowns on WIP’s Morning Show got former Eagles cornerback Lito Sheppard for an interview this morning, and Lito testified that he saw McNabb puke in the Super Bowl.

This article by Philly.com writer Peter Mucha does a good job breaking down the facts of what Lito said v. what he didn’t say. I’m not going to go into that.

One of the major assumptions made by the hosts of this show (who somehow perpetuate their continual dumping on McNabb even though this month will mark the fourth training camp since McNabb was traded to the Redskins) is that McNabb puking means he must have been out of shape and physically unprepared for the 2004 Super Bowl.

I say that’s horseshit. And so does medical science.

Yes, exercise-induced nausea can be brought on by overexertion – that is, physically working your body harder than it is capable of working. But this narrative entirely ignores the possibility that McNabb was perfectly fit for the task at hand, but he was overhydrated.

When an athlete drinks too much water during a high-intensity exercise, he can suffer a condition known as hyponatremia. This means that the sodium levels in the athlete’s blood have dropped below acceptable levels. It is a fairly common condition among endurance athletes, as this study notes that 13% of a sample of 488 runners who finished the 2002 Boston Marathon were in a classified as being in a hyponatremic condition.

Want to take a guess what one of the primary symptoms of hyponatremia is? Yep, it’s puking.

So if that were the case (it’s obviously far too late to test that now) I guess you could blame McNabb for drinking too much water. But that’s hardly the worst crime in the world. Hell, Chip Kelly will attest that sports nutrition has advanced by miles since that year. This innocuous cause is entirely possible.

I’m not ruling out that McNabb might have been physically unprepared for the Super Bowl, but that explanation has never really passed the sniff test. McNabb was coming off what was easily the best season of his entire career, and if he were physically unfit it seems almost impossible that this wouldn’t have manifested itself earlier in the season. He wasn’t coming off any injuries, and he absolutely plowed through the Vikings and the Falcons en route to the Birds’ fateful matchup with the Pats.

But at the end of the day, if McNabb did puke as Lito says, all that really tells us for certain is that the man tried his damnedest for us, and he just happened to come up short. Continuing to pour shit on his head more than 8 years later is an absolute joke.

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